You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
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Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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