Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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