Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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