i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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