dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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