just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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