Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
