she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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