Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
They have beer where we have blood.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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