She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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