left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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