elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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