My brain says no but my pants say off.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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