That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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