I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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