How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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