So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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