in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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