Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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