physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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