When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
barbara walters just said penis...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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