I feel great
I just peed on a car
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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