Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Michael Bay diarrhea
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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