Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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