What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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