This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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