Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
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you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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