Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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