they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
not ubering you a puppy
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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