A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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