Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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