Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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