that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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