I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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