singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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