The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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