yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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