I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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