So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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