at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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