So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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