I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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