There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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