Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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