But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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