btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Just cropdusted the office
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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