You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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