You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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