Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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