No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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